usmc

1. (USMC) (1074↑, 177↓)

1. Uncle Sam's Misguided Children 2. United States Marine Corps; the best damned fighting force in the world.

Author: MGySgt, USMC http://usmc.urbanup.com/277154

2. (USMC) (734↑, 97↓)

United States Marine Corps

Semper Fi

Author: CP http://usmc.urbanup.com/182420

3. (USMC) (414↑, 77↓)

U Signed a Motherfucking Contract

USMC is the greatest fighting force in the world

Author: The Great Tailor http://usmc.urbanup.com/1860311

4. (USMC) (371↑, 85↓)

(1) University of Science, Music, and Culture (2) Uncle Sam's Misguided Children (3) Uncle Sam's Mountain Climbers (4) United States Marine Corps (the world's finest fighting force)

Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller, a Summa Cum Laude graduate of the University of Science, Music, and Culture (USMC), always preferred hands-on whoopass to theory.

Author: FormerMarinefromOregon http://usmc.urbanup.com/1552974

5. (USMC) (344↑, 117↓)

Acronym for: U(YOU) Suckers Missed Christmas

Marines rock\! OOH RAH\!

Author: Renee http://usmc.urbanup.com/696498

6. (USMC) (254↑, 51↓)

United States Marine Corps. Currently operating as their own branch of the US Military, the USMC was originally infantry for the US [Navy]. What is not commonly known (even among Marines) is that to this day the USMC is still [officially] part of the Navy. While they may operate independently of the Navy, the USMC has never technically been made its own branch. Generally, [Marines] tend to despise the Navy (as well as the [Army] and [Air Force]) and its members, regarding them as inferior. This being the case, pointing out that the USMC is part of the Navy is often the simplest way to anger a Marine. Angering a Marine can be very [funny] or very [stupid]. Do so at your own risk.

The [USMC] is technically, officially, and administratively part of the [Navy].

Author: GAW II http://usmc.urbanup.com/3237763

7. (usmc) (251↑, 127↓)

1. bullet sponge 2. extreme badass

heeeeey Marine Corps\! Bullet sponge Marine Corps\! Get on your boots and follow me, We are the sons of liberty\!

Author: mojo http://usmc.urbanup.com/574333

8. (USMC) (120↑, 18↓)

1. United States Marine Corps 2. Uncle Sam's Misguided Children 3. Uncle Sam's Mountain Climbers 4. Uncle Sams Marijuana Club 5. Under-paid Sex Machine Co-operators

USMC - Semper Fi

Author: Andy The Mexican Candy http://usmc.urbanup.com/3759899

9. (USMC) (76↑, 23↓)

Gods finest creation on his green planet also a department of the navy...the MENS department. While the Navy sits and drinks coffee the real men in the USMC shoot, kill, destroy virtually anything in his or her path lead anywhere between and up to the point of his or her intended Objective.

Navy seaman: this needs to be destroyed...overnight could you boys over that the USMC take care of it. Marine LCPL: sure can do squid sit back and enjoy your coffee Navy seaman: thats what those tax dollars pay for.

Author: SEXinSLC http://usmc.urbanup.com/3275960

10. (USMC) (43↑, 11↓)

whoever wrote number 7, who states that the Marine Corps is, to this day, a department of the navy: This is a true statement. And the statement referring to angering a Marine by throwing this in their face: This is a partly true (depending on who you say it to) and mostly FALSE statement. Here's why. You say USMC is a department of the Navy. What you failed to recognize is that they are the MEN'S DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY\! SEMPER FI\!

The USMC is a department of the Navy- the men's department. :)

Author: cherry6baby9 http://usmc.urbanup.com/4291879

11. (USMC) (11↑, 1↓)

United States Marine Corps. Formed at Tuns Tavern, Philadelphia, PA on November 10, 1775. An elite fighting force that is a branch of the U.S. Navy, which is the only fighting force controlled directly by the President. Meaning that while Congress is deciding whether to send the Army, Navy, or Air Force to battle, the Marines are already on the way. This organization has the lowest budget of all military and defense spending. While the Army and other branches have satelite com. the marines are still making it happen with short wave radios and tins cans attached with string. The English Bulldog is the Marine Corps' mascot. Semper Fidelis (semper fi) is the Corps' motto, meaning always faithful. Honor, Courage, Commitment are the core values. While there are more than a million people in the other branches of military, there are only a couple hundred thousand Marines. This would be why you hear the popular Marines slogan, "The few, the proud, The MARINES". Marine Corps Recruit Training Depots are located at Camp Pendleton and Parris Island. If a person is in another branch of the service and transfers to the Marines they must go through Recruit Training even though they have been through boot camp before. This gives you an idea of how hardcore, badass, muthafuckin killin machines are made. Tha modern day 300 spartans. OOOOH RAAAH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Proud father- You don't want to go to the army son. Join the USMC. Marines, now they're who women want to fuck\!\! Terrorist- oh no....it's the Marines\!\!\!\!\! Marine- Welcome to thunder dome bitch\!\!

Author: SIZZLLIN http://usmc.urbanup.com/5680599

12. (USMC) (25↑, 62↓)

OK, we all know that USMC stands for the [honorable] "United States Marine Corps" and some people refer to them as "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children". However, in early 1987 there was a big [scandal] where one or two security guards at the U.S. embassy in [Moscow], [U.S.S.R.] were caught being involved in an [espionage] ring and security breach, and one or more of the guards (who were United States Marines) were in a sexual relationship with a [Russian] [female] agent. They were [court-martial]ed and for a while "USMC" was an abbreviation for "Under [Seduction] of Moscow's [Cunt]". This occured even while [Reagan] and [Gorbechev] were in a state of friendly dialog and [Cold War] tensions were lessening.

This USMC/embassy mess did not stop the talks between the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. from continuing. The Cold War ended peacefully a few years later and the incident was largely forgotten.

Author: Starpunk http://usmc.urbanup.com/2813477

13. (usmc) (20↑, 60↓)

Urine Samples Make Civilians

The tattoo on my chest (usmc) now stands for Urine Samples Make Civilians.

Author: jomica http://usmc.urbanup.com/3085209

14. (usmc) (34↑, 76↓)

Urine Samples Make Civilians

The tattoo on my chest (usmc) now stands for Urine Samples Make Civilians.

Author: jomica http://usmc.urbanup.com/3085216

15. (usmc) (27↑, 88↓)

United States Marine Corps, the main armed task force of the USA, and actually, one of the armies that suffered most casulties in the modern age warfare, even while possessing the best technology and great numbers.

USMC is a really strong force and Air or Naval superiority may be very helpful for countries in war, but all wars end on the land, with real land soldiers.

Author: hydra headed monkey http://usmc.urbanup.com/2636516

16. (USMC) (26↑, 129↓)

United States Marine Corps(That's pronounced Core) The grunts working for the US Navy. They do the ground fighting, while the Navy leaves smoldering ruins in their wake. Also known as Jar Heads. Not exactly very smart. Give them orders and they will carry them out to the smallest detail, but don't expect much more.

Example 1: Navy guy: Hey we need to capture some leader. USMC: OOH RAH\! Example 2: Navy Guy: We need to destroy this town from the face of the Earth. USMC: Wha?

Author: Abuzar http://usmc.urbanup.com/2849352

17. (USMC) (39↑, 159↓)

1)A piss poor imitation of HM Royal Marines. In the USMC around 12 weeks is considered adequate training. In the Royal Marines 32 weeks is the bare minimum to earn the green beret. However, it must be noted the USMC still retains superiority of firepower through larger numbers, essentially the human equivalent of the Zerg. Royal Marines 99.9% need not apply\!

"Hey I'm in the USMC" "Great I'm a Royal Marine, so which way do you point that rifle then?" "Not really sure, I guess I'll pull the trigger and see what shit goes down..." "Figures..."

Author: A bored reader http://usmc.urbanup.com/4004084

18. (usmc) (40↑, 188↓)

Delivery system for the [big green weenie] used to be blood guts and motivation now it is kinder and gentler place where dumb ass college boys go to get people who know what the fuck they are doing killed

man the usmc ius really givin it to me in the 6 this time

Author: Blue falcon http://usmc.urbanup.com/1886997

19. (usmc) (62↑, 211↓)

Uncle Sams Marijuana Club comes from Vietnam days

Uncle Sams Marijuana Club

Author: sayonaura http://usmc.urbanup.com/623238

20. (USMC) (60↑, 266↓)

United States Marine Corps or U Suck My Cock

Person 1: Hahah look at that marine. Fucktard\! Marine: USMC Person 1: What?? Marine: U suck my cock Person 1: Ok

Author: James http://usmc.urbanup.com/966918

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Last updated: 2012.03.01